The Pink Gadgets
“Femme” comes perlaoded with all the apps that women like to do – grocerry shopping, cooking, weight loss and fashion. The latest addition to this tech gadget is the stylish pink laptops and pink bejeweld ethernet cables.
The Pink Gun
Available in many styles, from pistol to rifles for women who find the pink mace and pink knives ,mace shaped guns to be less harmful. Also, add on pink camouflage hat, so you can blend right into a sea of cotton candy.
The Gas Mask
A sexy lingerie which will help your and one friend by converting into two gas masks —during your next neighborhood biochemical attack.
The Pink Car
Honda Fit She’s, alerts all other nearby drivers with help of an special anti aging pink ventilation system – that car is being operated by a woman driver. Because driver would be to busy putting on pink makeup or brushing hair with a pink hairbrush or checking your face.
The Pink Portable Urinating Device
Go Girl is an portable toilet you can take anywhere. Good for long road trips in pink cars.
Want to get “fuller, firmer breasts” Chew gums. Or, if you feel peckish, try F-Cup breast-enhancing cookies. Worried about these products throwing your body out of proportion? Enhance your ass, too, with “Booty Pop” cushioned panties.
The Breast Pillow
Don’t age with dignity. Kush Breast Support device helps you fight wrinkles and skin sagging. Add to it pink earplugs to enhance spleeping experience and boyfriend pillow so that you won’t worry about being judged by sleeping partner.
The Anti-Wrinkle Face Belt
Hannibal Lecter inspired belts are easy and stylish way to sharpen way to sharpen your too-round cheeks and facial contours. Pair it up with the Neck Genie double-chin eraser for angle-perfections. And finally let the Happy Smile Trainer enhance your mouth and jaw muscles.
Pink Labia Dye
My New Pink Button. For design jobs that smart recent pubic-hair dye simply cannot handle.